Glad to be back at work?
Yup, happy to be back.And why not? Spending time with all your bloody relatives, particularly the brothers-in-law from your wife's half-sister's side (such sparkling, witty conversation. Just....sparkling, let me tell you)...having to deal with retard news shows trumpeting the equally retarded dolts standing in line to go shopping at 5am Friday....and let's not forget the flaming 26 pound turkey: who invented "giblet gravy"? What toothless mobile-home dwelling doofus thought that taking the bird's innards and mixing with, say, smashed up poultry liver pureed with smegma and colon-rim juice would make a yummy topping?
Stop me, my mouth is watering!
Here's the conversation at the table:
Wife: "You didn't get any gravy?"
Me "No, I hate that crap."
Wife: "Really? I didn't know that!"
Me "I'm trying to avoid botulism this year, dear."
Thankfully it's Monday and all over with for this year. Now, if I can just get through Christmas...
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:34 AM
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