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Buff Me Tenderly brand clothing coming soon!

My new clothing line will be available via this blog soon. I'm thinking of starting with some tasteful cold weather gear--just in time for Fall and Winter outdoor family activities--and then from there, branch out into oh-so-fashionable summer beach attire for men, women, and children.

Here's the first item. I thought about making the shirt say something familiar, like "Buff My Scrotum" in a stylish repeating pattern, but instead opted for what you see here. If you'd like one, let me know, and we'll place your order on our oh-so-fashionable and stylish secure socket layer server. I pay postage both ways, so it's a risk free purchase! Who loves ya?

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:52 PM