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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The new non-obese me

I get an email from someone today, a spammer, subject line: "You'll love the new non-obese you!" Immediately, my mind (it's like a steel trap, shlubbies) sprung into action. Nano-seconds flitted by, but not before I instantaneously verbalized my response: "Fuck you, no I won't."

There are 2 big reasons why:

• I'm still obese and not planning on not being so anytime in the forseeable future;
  
• I don't love anything, least of all big-arse me.
  

I'm out of material.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:57 AM

"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?

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