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Sunday, April 17, 2005

This is like going to the dentists...every day

Las. Vegas. Sucks. I. Hate. This. Damn. Place. How. Much. Longer?

Three. Days.

I. May. Kill. Myself. Before. Then.

If. I. Do. Please. Use. My. Body. For. A. Science. Project.

Perfect. For. The. "Before". Pictures. In. Most. Studies. Of. Morbid. Obesity.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:24 PM

"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?

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