Koreans are nuts
News today about the North Koreans testing a nuclear bomb. So what? IT'S KOREA! They're all loony, North, South, who gives a shit? Nuts, I say. Totally and completely nuts.A little known fact about Korea is that back in the 60's, the South Koreans sent troops to fight on our side in Vietnam. And honest to God, the Korean troops were the only ones the North Vietnamese and the Viet Minh/Cong were scared of. The ROK marines never lost a single battle in Vietnam...in one, a single squad -- just 13 ROK Marines -- took on an entire elite NVA battalion. Body count: 2 Koreans killed; over 400 NVA dead; most of the battle was hand-to-hand fighting. They are insane, ruthless killing machines of the first order, with no qualms at all about, say, disemboweling you just for giggles--and the ones from the North, like the friendly looking dude in the photo, are wackier than their Southern compadres.
Why is this? Cold weather? Rev. Sun Myung Moon? Regardless, they're crazy. After all, this is a people who bury their food in the ground for 6 months before they eat it (kimchee....mmmmm, that's good eatin')....
Meanwhile, the girls are goddesses, hot hot hot. Amazingly sexy. That is, if you can keep them alive. They have an unfortunate and alarming tendency to commit suicide (a good friend of mine is coming up on the 10 year anniversary of his Korean girlfriend's shotgun induced full-cranial misting). The suicide rate among Korean women is 8 times that of other Asian countries and nearly the highest in the world. But until they off themselves, they're something special. If you like to be bossed around by a screeching, frothing at the mouth dominatrix who would sooner gouge your eyes out with a rock-melon peeler than give you a kiss...well, by God, Korean babes are for you. I love 'em, long time.We ought to sic the entire goddamm Korean peninsula on these frickin' Islamic douchebags. That'd learn those arsewipe sons of Ishmael a thing or two or three.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:58 PM
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Huzzah!! Someone else who knows they were called the Viet Minh (and the Viet Cong was just a moniker attached by the American media).
And I love the acronym used to indicate North Koreans.
NORKs
Hmmm, korean girly norks, hmmmmm
Yeah, not good enough for the US to use "Viet Minh"; had to come up with something derogatory, so went with "Cong", which doubly pissed 'em off. How effing stupid were all us white folks back then? Winning hearts and minds, fo' sure....any idiot consulting history would've known the stupidity of trying to keep the Vietnamese under thumb. Ask the French.
Equally galling is the lack of knowledge in the US about other countries involvement and assistance (whether you agree or not). A very few know about Australia and New Zealand, but just about NOBODY knows about South Korea..hell THAILAND had troops fighting NVA regulars in Laos, for God's sake.
The whole mess infuriates me. Let's have a drink.
Amen to that.
Crack me a bottle of Captain Morgans.
Re: Marching Korean Soldiers
What the fuck is up with That Crazy Funky Korean Chicken High step????
Excellent Landmine Choreography, that's what.
Oh sweet, sweet Korean women.
Until they launch their brains into orbit!!
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