Nigel nookie seduction technique, exposed
Well, it's true, there's a new technique I've been trying lately. You may remember my other, very successful seduction move, which is to hold a pre-moistened handkerchief up and say to the young lady in question, "excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?" It's a big hit at parties. But now someone's going around putting up warning posters in my neighborhood (above left). Dammit.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 3:27 PM
1 Comments:
oh, yeah, I recognize this one...
... it's the old, "Hide-The-Salami" game. yup.
hey, I got a good one, too--
-- sometimes I like to stuff my schlong into a
Snickers Bar® wrapper, then try to get girls
to help me unwrap my candy.
heh heh.
works, too.
"sxlchoclt"
B-0
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