Karl Lagerfeld is Peter Sellers
Take a look at this complete loser. It's German designer Karl Lagerfeld, at some recent "fashion" event. He's a Nazi buttslammer who's, what, 85 years old? So he's an old pervert. Hey, I'm an old pervert, but at least I'm perving on women! And there's one German chick I know (Sylvia, you slick gorgeous babe, I want you to leave your husband for maybe 20 minutes just once) who, if she'd get on her knees and smiled, hell, I'd go into a concentration camp for her right now, know what I mean?
And this old tart Lagerfeld is wearing sunglasses indoors, which is cool and ok ONLY if your name is Jack Nicholson, plus he's got on half-finger gloves, perfect for jacking off to homo porn, this Lagerfeld. He looks like Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove (right)But he makes a nice after shave and its available at Home Depot. So I say: put it on your shopping list.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:41 PM
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So now, even though I have to pay for it because I'm butt ugly, grotesque, hideous, malformed, awful, horrifying, fat, despicable, and a bit smelly -- well, now I get the breasts as much as possible.
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