Your holiday weekend forecast
The holiday weekend has begun.The forecast here calls for mostly hungover mornings this weekend with a slight chance of vomiting. It'll be partly drunk during the daylight hours, turning mostly shitfaced in the evenings with heavy interludes of vodka and Jagermeister. Look for a stray Johnnie Walker Black. The outlook calls for 100% chance of a DUI.
Now, here's Bonzo with the sports.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 3:20 PM
4 Comments:
I've got to go to the arts in the park.
The fucking arts in the park.
I will stray toward the brewery across the street from the park.
betyobippy
Buy yourself a drink on me!
Oh how big of you Nigel.
I had two.
Freshly brewed.
quitetastie
... thanks, Nigel.
and now, for a Michael Vick update...
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