Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Another "happy marriage" goes the way of the buffalo

Remember this?

The groom is already filing for divorce. Less than 2 months into his "marriage". As predicted. As expected. Again, I'm right about this one thing, which is: marriage is for idiots.

Now, this guy spent a ton of time and money paying for his wedding and honeymoon and new furniture to help feminize his house a bit--you know, to make his wife "happy". Back when, he used to like to spend his time and money at strip clubs but then found God and quit going. More's the pity, as based on my calculations had he stayed godless and venal and disgusting and single, he would've had 1,000 lap dances at $10 a pop and 100 visits to the VIP room at $100 per....and been a lot happier.

Strip clubs are at the top of the chart when it comes to meeting real male/female expectations:
  • women think that all men are interested in is their bodies, and in a strip club, that's true.
  • men know that all women are interested in is their money, and in a strip club that's also true.
It's perfectly balanced congruency, and I wish my friend had remembered that before he went trolloping up the aisle, arm in arm with the new missus, the "I do's" echoing sadly behind him....

4 Comments:

At 7:19 AM, Blogger Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Interesting reading. Mostly, it reinforces my overall opinion about how men and women interact.

Appreciate your advice, but truthfully, I no longer attract ANY kind of woman, gold-digging or not!

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger Deech said...

Nigel - Why the hell did they get married in the first place? Was she knocked up or something? This sounded like it was dead from the start.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Flyinfox_SATX: Because they were in LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE! That's right: "love". I don't know what happened once the I do's were said but sheesh.

What a bunch of bullshit. Lust, I understand. But this romantic "love" is a total pantload. Doesn't exist, not real, never was, never will be.

 
At 4:24 AM, Blogger doctor chip said...

... hope he had Pre-Nups...


poor Cad.

"wccifox"

B-P

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