Facebook can buff my scrotum
I'm irritated as hell with this Facebook. What big balls these bastards possess! They're in my face about my lack of interpersonal relationships!!! I mean, how would they know the following, which is a direct goddamm screen shot right from my goddamm profile:I circled the part that pissed me off. OK, I admit I don't really have any friends; see, I'm not Mr. Socialite, possibly because of my persnickety nature, but why rub my considerably larger-than-it-needs-to-be nose in it? Smarty-pants assholes.
Fuck 'em, I'm joining MySpace.
3 Comments:
Dude,
Look me up on both....I would give you the add in a heartbeat!
i guess i can spare a few friends and let you have some of mine, Nigel. :)
Silly man - you have to INVITE friends to your party :)
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