"...they can put their legs straight up"
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:12 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Friday, January 02, 2009
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
About Me
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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- The all new Nigel: now, improved for 2009!
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- Manhood intact despite "Mamma Mia"
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4 Comments:
shakes head, wondering WHERE you find these things :)
Leave me a comment on my TRAVEL REVIEW blog that got started because of you, or by all that is holy, I swear I will spank you, Nigel !!!
And link me too, dangnabbit !!
Visiting is a two way street !
http://www.truetraveltreasures.blogspot.com
Ill man...just plain ill ;-)
ROTFLMAO! I wanted one too but the wife said no! ROTFLMAO!
Hopefully, sustenance will be easy and simplified in all matters :-)
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