Runaway Bride--wish they all were like that
So you've got this rigazza bint who decided in advance to bail on the big ceremony and high-tail it, anonymous like, to Vegas (bad choice, see numerous posts below) and later to a 7-Eleven in New Mexico. Her adventure causes all kinds of problems and heartache and tears and gnashing of teeth, which ironically gave all concerned a preview of what life would've been like for her and her fiancee should they have actually gotten married.But I digress.
So: the media goes nuts, family is conflicted, etc. etc. It won't surprise you to know that I take the OPPOSITE view. See, I WISH both the women I married had been equally effed up in the head. Wait, let me restate that (because they are both equally effed up in the head--all women are). No, let's say: how I wish the women I'd married had applied their in-the-head-effedupness to doing what this woman did. In other words--give me a warning sign that all was going to go to hell, very quickly, and as soon as I said "I do".
Wouldn't that have been great?
It is to dream.
On another note: the big winner throughout all this is the fiancee, John Mason. Lucky bastard. He knows for a fact and in advance that this...person...he was thinking of marrying is indeed nuts. So now he doesn't have to go through with it! Plus, think of the pity poontang this guy will get for the next, easy, 6 months. There were women salivating on Fox News as they were being interviewed, "oh, how sad", "oh, poor John", etc., and you just know that given the chance these babes would give it up for him. A sympathy spread, so to speak.
John boy gets all the benefits with minimal cost. Now, I know some of you are saying, "but he's heartbroken and hurt and betrayed". Sure. However, given that those emotions are daily and constant once one is indeed married, I think a little bit of that now is but a small price to pay.
Onya, John! And to those naysayers I say, as usual: buff my scrotum.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:03 AM
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