Sunday, March 11, 2007

Deads to hang, Nigel to romp

You load them in and let the sling do the rest. Perfection. And now that the install and test are done, I'm free to explore the seamier side of what the Seattle area has to offer. I don't need to be back home 'till Tuesday and I'm planning on stinking up the place a bit in my famous "Nigel has no reservations" mode.

I shall report back a vous quand le temps est appropriƩ.

4 Comments:

At 11:02 PM, Blogger doctor chip said...

the Puget Sound. best kept secret in America, methinks. I lived there for
2 & 1/2 years. you likely won't get any sun there this time of year, but if you do get a clear day, drive down to Mount Rainier. awesome. oh, and it's a dormant volcano that'll spring back to life someday,
and bitch-slap the locals. oh yeah,
the Puyallup Valley is gonna go bye-bye.
yup.

oh, another thing, the liquor stores are state-run, by commie fuckin' bastards, and you can't buy booze on Sundays, so ya gotta stock up on Saturday, Bro'. it's possible to get a drink on Sundays, but only under the following provisos... you have to be in the lounge section of a restaraunt/lounge, and said establishment must achieve more than 50% of it's total revenue from food. the regular bars aren't open, unless they changed the law since I was there. fucked up, huh?


say, Nigel... whilst you're up thereabouts,
do you think you could... umm...

... do you suppose...

...ummmm...

... well, could you ahh,
you know, toss a cadaver off the Space Needle and get me some pictures?

you, know... for the team?

man, it'd be way mondo cool if you could! but hey, if you can't, well, I understand. professional ethics and all that. oh, and respect for the dead (wink, wink).

yup.

B-\

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At 10:28 PM, Blogger Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

I am singularly horrified by your suggestion vis the Space Needle and will be uncontrollably crying myself to sleep tonight knowing that somehow I've betrayewd your trust and that you, good Doctor, believe me to be...well..less than considerate of the deads.

Actually, I say: fuck 'em.

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger doctor chip said...

actually, I just kind of figured...

you know, they don't care.
'cause they're dead and all that.

"ucsxnx"

B-0

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At 4:30 PM, Blogger doctor chip said...

I mean, ask me if I care, after I'm dead.
see what'll happen.

B-#

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