Blair says "buff me" to Baghdad...and the rest of Iraq
So now the English are pulling out of Iraq. Seems that the last of their Commonwealth country clients have had enough, so that would've left the Brits in the rare (for them) position of being right there, on the front lines, actually having to fight on their own. See, once the Aussies (and the Canadians and the South Africans and Indians and Kiwis and the rest) have been sent in, sacrificed, and are all gone, why by God the Pommies have to actually put down their cups of tea and, believe it or not.....fight.That's not the way they've done it in the past.
Don't believe me? Check yer histoire, mon ami. I give you as just one example: Gallipoli.
Winston fucking Churchill, that oily heap of shit, may he burn in hell forever, planned this Gallipoli disaster (photo of twat-lips at left). This is the same bastard who, nearly 30 years later. was willing to cede the bulk of the Australian continent to the
Japs, hey hey, pip pip, cheerio. It was only because of the American genius and overall great guy General Douglas Macarthur , peace be upon him, that this was avoided (hero photo, right). Macarthur said: "fuck, no", and was the only goddamm reason that Japanese tourists enter Australia and New Zealand today as tourists, and not as citizens.I say: onya Doug, and buff me England. Plus, you suck the bag at cricket, which as all civilized people know is the only real measure of a country's worth.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:14 PM
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(Plus we were there at the beginning - not half friggin' time).
;-)
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