Saturday, March 10, 2007

Technology advances in the funeral home

The dearth of posts has been due to my stupid travel schedule. Right now, I'm on the road in Washington working with a funeral home that's decided to add hoists and cranes to their embalming rooms. The hoists and cranes will handle the bodies of fat bastards like me. This is a problem now, see: obese stiffs. You can't drag them around by their ankles--ya gotta treat 'em with respect, which means lifting them up by their ankles.

Reason being, you can gut them so much easier when they're hanging upside down.

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