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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Jenna Jameson wants Hillary Clinton (blech!)

I see where the baby-batter receptacle Jenna Jameson has endorsed Hillary Clinton. Says she wants to "get rid of Bush." I say: Jenna, baby, what's the problem--I thought you already shaved down there?

*rimshot*!

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.

(Parenthetical aside: why is it that anyone who happens to appear in porn films automatically becomes a "porn star"? Aren't there any "B" list porn "actors" working their way up to "stardom"? 'Cause when I'm wanking away to "My Bare Lady", I wonder about these things sometimes...)

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:08 PM

"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?

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