Wednesday, June 20, 2007

A purrrrfect gift for your upcoming anniversary!

Stumped about what to get that special someone? Or maybe you'd like a conversation piece for the coffee table--something other than a book, perhaps? Thinking out of the box? How about thinking about the box itself? That's right, chums. The box...as in, "out of woman comes the man, spends the rest of his life getting back when he can." Yes, that box. The pochwa, the minge, the black cat with the cut throat, the meat seat, the growler, the spasm chasm, the smurf burger, the hairy cyclops. The vachichi. The vagina.

According to this web site, you too can own a "Personal internal vagina cast in plaster on a wooden base" for just £500. For just £300 more, it'll be presented to you in fashionable semi-transparent clear resin. Photo at left.

Whose vag is used for this, um, cast? Regardless, I'm impressed, as is the immortal deity Ron Popeil who commented thusly: "Oh, what a gift!"

Aside: if I was the manufacturer of this thing, I'd include some red LEDs that would change the color of the cast each month for about four days. But that's just me, thinking...out of the box. Ahem.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 10:48 AM