There's a new superhero in town....
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:36 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Monday, June 18, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
About Me
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
Previous Posts
- No cable, no Internet: oh no!
- Butt blasting banned in Berkeley
- Atlantis blasts off; so do I, mess is made
- A new children's book has arrived!
- Hungover, again
- Lysol helps with the pantie pong?
- Who are all these damned people on MTV?
- Here's a tip for the "Barista"
- My kid is the bomb at Islam Elementary
- Buff Me Tenderly brand clothing coming soon!
1 Comments:
yup.
Post a Comment
<< Home