Computer: dead
Apparently I've got a bad computer virus of some kind. Probably something attached to all the porn and/or the peer-to-peer (buff me tenderly, RIAA) songs downloaded on a near continuous basis by lil ol' Nigel.This means: limited posting and hardly any photos. Since I use this blog as a way to ward off the demons, all I can say is my psychiatrist bill is gonna go
WAY the fuck up over the next couple of weeks until Mohandas at the computer store pulls his turban out of his ass, takes a break from snorting curry powder, and gets on the blower to roust the eight or nine hundred Punjabi sweatshop workers he's got stashed in New Bloody Delhi or wherever and fix what needs fixing, sahib, chop chop. And get the flaming bloody box back to me all working a-ok correct like.I'll even pay the bastard in rupees if he delivers as promised.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:32 AM
1 Comments:
Get a Mac. You can download tons of music, you won't catch viruses and the new one is supposed to be fan-freakin-tastic.
A brand new computer with all of the bells and whistles would still be cheaper than 24 visits to a psychiatrist plus psychotropic meds.
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