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Thursday, July 12, 2007
Let's see a photo of Lucious, shall we?
Who'd name their kid "Lucious", if the family's last name was "Pusey"? Probably some kind of nut. Probably a Muslim man named Ali Dzum.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 1:48 PM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
2 Comments:
I used to work with this dude from Jersey...
he told me a story about an illiterate woman who named her kids "Le'Monjello" and
O'Rangejello", because that was all she could spell.
French-writing illiterate?
nope.
Lemon Jello.
Orange Jello.
oh, my...
"ebetrn"
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Somewhere, there's some poor black girl named: "Chlorine".
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