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Metallica: Hatfield, Taliban; Ulrich, asshole

Great story out of the UK this weekend. Metallica singer James Hatfield was detained upon arrival in England...British immigration thought he was a terrorist, based on his "taliban" beard. Being that he was on his way to play at Live Commie Earth, and was able to prove that to the authorities, they finally let him go. Meanwhile, Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was also detained upon arrival -- this time, on suspicion of being a total fucking asshole. Once his status as a fuckwit dipwad fetus-eating asshole was confirmed, Ulrich was arrested and summarily executed this morning by firing squad. Hatfield at left, Ulrich at right.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:23 PM