My radio's on in the embalming room....
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 10:22 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Monday, July 23, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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2 Comments:
Hahahahahahah!
My mom once tried to talk me and my sisters into mortician's school so we could all run a good Irish Feminist funeral home. Really. We didn't go for it, though.
Kinda wish I did now.
Nigel,
Careful...this will hurt you! ROTFLMAO!
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