Monday...
Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.Have a thrilling, super-charged, anxiety-attack-inducing day! I know I will.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:46 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Monday, August 20, 2007
Have a thrilling, super-charged, anxiety-attack-inducing day! I know I will.
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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3 Comments:
I can only imagine what the hell you are going through. Based on your analogy either way there is a mess to clean up. Come on over to my blog and go through some old posts...that'll cheer you up.
Flyinfox_SATX
That is a great analogy! Can I use that one???
Heck yeah!
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