Saturday, September 01, 2007

A joke whilst recovering from weekend hangover #1

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. The third husband died.

She finally passed away after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 5:47 PM