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Friday, September 28, 2007
My desktop
I've been tagged, courtesy of Chalice...I'm supposed to put up a screen shot of my desktop. Here it is; you can get a more detailed view if you click on it...Fly Porn!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:04 AM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
6 Comments:
Okay I have to actually admit that I love this picture.. Kind of like watching a nature documentary :)
The only thing missing is a couple of cartoon bubble captions over their heads.. Now the task is coming up with the right words...
That's easy:
FLY #1: Ooh, baby, palpate my pulvilli!
FLY #2: You're making all 1,875 eyes roll back in my head!
FLY #1: Afterwards, I'll take you to dinner...I know a place that specializes in really nice, fresh dogshit!
FLY#2: You're so good to me!
ROTFLMAO! Oh, I just can't stop laughing...first at the picture...then at your comments!
Flyinfox_SATX
Perfectly spoken! And So ELOQUENT!!! Great lines! Damn and to think we could probably create a whole movie of it all...
It's nice to know there is someone else who has the same warped sense of humor as myself! :)
You know what this means - maggots in the making. Got any infected flesh wounds?
Inspirational, Nigel ¦:¬)
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