Public performers can buff my scrotum
So Marcel Marceau is no longer miming. I have this mental image of him in his coffin, trying to use his hands and feet to get out. Alors, pauvre Marcel! Most people hate mimes but I don't give a flying fuck one way or the other. If you want to paint your face and prance around a boardwalk somewhere, I say: you're a dipshit. But I don't dislike you.
Of this ilk (public performers), how about the doofi (from the Latin plural for doofus) who dress up in animal costumes and stand on the side of the road trying to wave you in to the new apartment complex or the new shopping center or the new pizza place? Who the hell would want this job? Me, I think it's the teenage kids of whoever owns the apartment complex or the shopping center or the pizza place and they get roped into this without any say in the matter.Mom and dad are just....assholes, I say. Assholes!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:23 AM
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No one could ever pay me enough to get in costume and stand on the street to "lure" people to where I work.
I love what you said about Marcel! I had the same visual :)
Clowns scare me - all types.
And I thought Chalice ws in costume trying to lure us into the blog????
WHO KNEW/
Now all became clear, many thanks for the help in this question.
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