Please take my poll...
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:10 PM
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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5 Comments:
People ask me all the time: we get the negativity on OJ, Joan, Paris, but what's with the hatred for Springsteen and Walter Cronkite?
Easy, I say.
Springsteen: all his songs sound exactly the same; he has a saxophone in a rock band for God's sake, and he's a multi-millionaire fraud who pretends to be Captain Blue Collar when in fact he's Captain Beverly Hills.
Cronkite: cost the good guys the Vietnam War. Plus, he's a commie. Plus he should be dead by now and enquiring minds want to know what's holding things up? Goddammit.
Oh man, ex Jersey girl here - so I have to spare Springsteen. (Hey, he did have his Glory Days once.)
I gotta give it hard to Joan Rivers. She drove her husband to commit suicide... that's almost as bad as being acquitted of murder.
It won't let me choose OJ - why not?
I voted for Joan Rivers.
no, we can't talk.
"nzzixgq"
B-0
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seriously, Joan Rivers.
Joan Rivers MUST DIE!!!
yup.
no, really, I Mean It!!
"mntnrlly"
B-O
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