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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
The booze stops here
I have decided to quit drinking, effective right away. Ici, maintenant!
We'll see how long this lasts.
btw, sober, I'm completely boring. So be prepared for some frigging dull posts.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:40 AM
And you can call me F.B.I.T.C. or F.B.T.I.C. or C.U.N.T. if you want, it's no matter - my real name is . . . gahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr urk . . . . . . .
we interrupt this transmission to bring you news of an impending attack on your feeble planet - do not resist earthlings, it will only hurt more . . . . . a bit of KY around the anus may help a little though . . . . . oh, and gin, lots of gin . . . . .
urg . . . . and what do you think of that then? Dumb name huh?!
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
5 Comments:
I'd say 'good luck' but we both know that's got nothing to do with it.
One day at a time..
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Good luck on that, Nigel ! I think it is a good thing :)
Nigel,
Good for you! You are a better man than I am. I have absolutely no willpower when it comes to drinkin.
Flyinfox_SATX
Sure you ain't off your face Dr Chip?
And you can call me F.B.I.T.C. or F.B.T.I.C. or C.U.N.T. if you want, it's no matter - my real name is . . . gahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr urk . . . . . . .
we interrupt this transmission to bring you news of an impending attack on your feeble planet - do not resist earthlings, it will only hurt more . . . . . a bit of KY around the anus may help a little though . . . . . oh, and gin, lots of gin . . . . .
urg . . . . and what do you think of that then? Dumb name huh?!
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