Another sappy-ass "motivational poster"
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 1:45 PM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
About Me
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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- My motivational poster
- I hate the chili cookoff. But I love me some marg...
- My desktop
- Amazing Japanese comics
- Sometimes this drivel just...writes itself...
- I am a fat ass pig, fo' sho'
- Neither snow, nor rain, nor exploding planes....
- Public performers can buff my scrotum
- Casting for porn, weatherman edition
- Public crapping at the chili cookoff--AGAIN!
4 Comments:
Very nice...I don't know, I have come to feel myself as more the crap in your pants than the piss...you know, softer, more maliable?
Flyinfox_SATX
I couldn't have said it better myself. Bravo! ;-)
You know, you're just so very sweet and warm and fuzzy. You should write goddamn Hallmark Cards. Glad I could help warm the cockles of your buff scrotum.
Also, that Carlos guy has a creepy icon. I'm going to run away now.
I am SO going to print this out and decoupage it to some green home-made paper & frame it so I can give it to my friend. She will love it.
You're a dear, Buffy!
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