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Tuesday, October 09, 2007
A social networking site for the rest of us...
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:54 AM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
4 Comments:
Stingy me says - Fuckin' A, Right!
Generous me says - i guess it's okay if you come on in, ladies - but you gotta have the balls to hang.
if you know what i mean.
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& when it comes to the Buff of the Scrotum,
i'm very TIGHT.
This is hysterical...Talk about your web based Nowhere Man!
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I can respect that! ;-)
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