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Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Falling apart...but at least I'm filtered
I heard someone say recently that you know you're old and you've got things to worry about when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
That about sums things up for your Nigel. Everything's.....gurgling this morning. What is THAT all about?
What a trip that you should mention that analogy. I was whining to a coworker today that my stomach was in distress...and the coffee maker parallel just about sums up how it sounded!
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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one time i was showing off for this psychologist i was dating by doing boy push ups (don't ask)
my shouler joints fucking Popped like some loud ass popcorn a'poppin'! & ruined the moment....
(even though he did say i had good form)
What a trip that you should mention that analogy. I was whining to a coworker today that my stomach was in distress...and the coffee maker parallel just about sums up how it sounded!
Nigel,
What the hell did you eat last night? Although I have heard that there is this stomach virus going around....
Flyinfox_SATX
Oh my God, you're queefing?
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