Pffft...
Being honest gets you nowhere; at least, not where you want to be.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:01 PM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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2 Comments:
I strongly disagree, dearest...
Now if you are saying that you didn't get laid because you didn't lie, well, then she wasn't the right sort for you... Easy for me to say and hard for yuor dick to suffer, I know :)
Integrity is everything, Nigel...
I strongly agree... with Nigel..
and yes integrity is everything... sadly neither men or women have much of it these days...
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