Dyslexia...the hrroro, the roorrh
So, this made its way to my email last night. Celebrate the hodilays!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:28 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Friday, December 12, 2008
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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2 Comments:
My Lord, sweet cheeks - WHERE do you find these things ???
Hope you are doing okay today, and work is bearable.
Please say hi! to Katie for me and give her a cyber-hug for the holidays :)
Loving Annie
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That's fucking hilarious!
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