Pulling files with four hands...and more!
Seeeeeee? Here's a news story about someone who managed to make lemonade out of lemons! There's always hope, even if you're born "differently-abled". It'll be interesting to see how this guy's appeal turns out.World Wanking Championships disqualification controversy
(AP Photo) Martin Schorrozo of Lichtenstein reacts to news of his disqualification from the final round of the World Wanking Championships currently underway in Banjas, Brazil. Judges took the disqualification decision after an official complaint was filed by Italy's "Piacere Di Auto Della Squadra" (tran: "Self-Pleasure Team") Thursday. The complaint alleged "lack of fair play" and specifically cited Schorrozo's "unusual physical ability".
Schorrozo, who was born with four arms, has had success in other masturbation meets by using his unique and theatrical four-handed approach. His two favourite routines, "Pulling Office Files" and "Squashing Stonehenge" (set to the tune of the Divinyls hit, "I Touch Myself"), are regular top-ten search result items on youtube.com. One of the most popular competitors on the circuit, Schorrozo has received four "I'M THE SPUNKIEST!" congeniality awards in previous contests.
An appeal has been filed by Lichtenstein and is currently under review. The World Wanking Championships are scheduled to conclude tomorrow with the awarding of the coveted "Onan One!" trophy.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:58 AM
4 Comments:
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