Attention lesbians who have girlfriends!
Attention lesbos with gfs:I am not trying to steal away your girlfriend, who because she's my friend, and you're her love interest--guess what, she happens to be a friend of mine. OK? As in yesterday. I have friends who are lesbian women, and I know their proclivities, and they know mine. They love women. So do I. I am a lesbian, trapped in a man's body.
Notwithstanding your general hostility, here's a newsflash: I am a straight man, but that doesn't mean that I'm after your woman, and that's ok, which means you don't need to be hostile when introduced to me. OK? Mostly, because your taste isn'
t the same as mine: I like lesbians who are HOT in the male-female sense, like maybe a girl who resembles Marisa Miller (at left...pant, pant, pant). OK? If you introduced me to Marisa Miller and said Hi Nigel, here's my girlfriend Marisa--well, I'd probably be jealous. But if you said Hi Nigel, here's my girlfriend, Marisa, and she looked like "Mark", instead of Marisa--I'd not be, um, interested.And, btw, honey, here's another newsflash: I'll go toe-to-toe with you on the ability to satisfy any woman--fingers, tongue, you name it--and I'll win. So bag your negativity. OK?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:15 AM
6 Comments:
Nigel...I think you would win going up against a lesbo in regards to satisfying any woman. I don't think they would stand a chance.
Joker- You are very very right. I knooooooow this firstHAND, and tongue..etc. :)
How do you think credit crunch affected porn?
oh Kay, consider it bagged! gah...
i'm not even a lesbianna and i feel kinda hot & bothered!
;o]
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