Randomosity....
...I can't stop thinking about my own pancreas....The fat girls know, but the skinny girls understand.
...That UPS slogan, "What can Brown do for you?". It makes me laugh while forcing advanced intestinal rumbling--all at the same time.
...Whenever I see an ambulance go by, I wish it would crash, so I can get a whiff of that oxygen.
...A lady I know insists on using condiments at the dinner table. She particularly likes the ribbed kind, with the little reservoir tips.
...When toasting Pop-Tarts, you MUST do it vertically and get them out of there when just warmish, all quick-smart like.
...The theme music to Fox TV's NFL games sounds way too much like the Christmas song "Sleigh Ride". Giddyap giddyap giddyap let's go.
...Whenever I click on "next blog" it's always in Portuguese. In appreciation of Brazilian women in thongs everywhere, I therefore say:
Lustre meu scrotum
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 4:21 PM
4 Comments:
you're brilliant....in a random kinda way
This time when I clicked on Next Blog, it didn't come out in Portuguese... Thank God, I came across yours instead. You are gifted! You write so well! Perfect! Keep it up! Can I please link you?
aveishxxx
P.S. What do you really work as?
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