Tonight's forecast: hot. Tomorrow: hot. This is hell, baby!
Checking the weather for our "holiday weekend" and I inadvertently (don't know how, don't really care how) ended up looking at the weather forecast for Dubai, United Arab Emirates. There it was. The 10 day and the month-long. Every single day, as far as they could predict, the high was going to be 103 with a low of 85. Not one day different. And no rain. None.So I'm thinking--what the hell kind of job would it be, being the weather girl on Dubai TV? How tough, ya think? What kind of technical chops would be needed? What kind of schooling, I wonder?
Here, then, a screen-cap from Al-Jazeera TV, the Arab all-jihad all-the-time TV "news" network. There's lovely Ashima in her charming burka, pointing out the incredibly wide variances in temperature. Why, in Beirut, it's going to be 101, whereas in Amman, 102. And in Qatar, can you believe it, it'll ALSO be 102. Bahrain checks in with 103, Cairo at 100, Riyahd 101.
No wonder they're all looney, chopping of people's hands and buggering camels and blowing everybody up with bombs. Not enough bloody temperature difference.
Well, I'm off to drink some beer. Us infidels gotta stay cool, see? Write when you have the time, and while you're at it, buff my scrotum.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 5:20 PM
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