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Report: Al-Douchebag initially survived bombing, Rumsfeld is blamed

They're now saying that Al-Slagheap apparently survived the first few minutes or so after F-16 laser-guided 500 pound mega-shmega bombs had their way with him.
You won't be surprised, will you, in my thinking that to be simply fantastic news. Hopefully, enough time went by between ka-boom and the arrival of medics for:

• the shock to wear off, and
• real and actual pain to set in

'Tis but a wish.

In related news, Donald Rumsfeld was blamed. Not sure what for now--but what the hell, everything's his fault, so why not?

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:09 AM