Calling in sick
I'm not coming in to work today, boss. I've got that "not so fresh feeling".
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:53 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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