Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp, brave, courageous and bold

Hugh O'Brian--remember him? He was ultra cool as Wyatt Earp back when TV was all in black and white. Kicking bad-guy rear, solving crimes, kissing babes. And no wimp in real life, either: O'Brian was the youngest ever Marine Corps Drill Instructor, at age 17(!). Smart, too--he declined a Naval Academy appointment intending to enter Yale to study law, ending up in Hollywood solely to raise the funds needed to pay the Yale tuition. Now no longer acting, he's spent the last years devoted 100% to his youth charity.

A good guy, someone to emulate, no?

So I was crushed to learn that O'Brian, who's now 81, got married for the first time this past weekend. Can you imagine screwing up what had up to now been a perfect life by....getting....married? And at the age of 81? Why? Why? In the name of all that's good and wonderful: why?

Sing this, to the tune of the "Theme from Wyatt Earp":

Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp
Brave, courageous and bold!
Now that you're hitched
You'll find you'll be bitched at
Non-stop 'till you're toes-up and cold!
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(By the by, scrotum-buffers: this blog contains numerous postings relative to my views on marriage and why it sucks the flaming pole of manhood; perhaps the most pithy and all-encompassing can be found here...)

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