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Syria: U.S. attacked itself at Damascus embassy

Word now that Syria, home of terrorists and mental defectives and led by former eye doctor and all around dog-fucker Bashar "That'll Be A Bud Longneck, please!" Al-Asshat (that's Assad, actually, photo at left, stretching, giraffe-like, grazing for those especially tender shoots hidden in treetops)--Syria, capital Damascus--parenthetical aside, we had fun as kids with that one: "Damn.....Ass.....Cuss! Wow, lookee, we're swearing!"--anyhow, Syria's now claiming that yesterday's foiled terrorist attack on the U.S Embassy in Damascus was the work of: the U.S.

As in, the United States.

According to a Syrian official, the U.S. is the only country in the world strong enough to on the QT get weapons into the heart of Damascus (just blocks from Assad's residence) and use them on the embassy; ergo, the U.S. is to blame and must be held responsible.

This is amazing stuff, coming from a country the likes of Syria. A country that won't schedule sex ed and driver's ed classes on the same day because the camels can't handle the stress.

Buff my scrotum, Bashar.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:30 PM