J-Lo preggers, Pampers XXXXL rushed into production
Jennifer Lopez, she of the titanic turd twister, is apparently with child. This news comes courtesy of a radio interview with one of her recent film co-stars, who accidentally spilled the beans about her having an ankle-biter on the way. At left, J-Lo's depicted in this famous Degris oil, from the Museum of Modern Art's "Horrifyingly Huge Hollywood Heinies" collection.So, what would her child look like? Perhaps as she did, when she was four years old. Above right, the young J-Lo on the beach in Ocean City, Maryland, August 1974.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:27 AM
7 Comments:
I take it your not an ass-man?
Hey, I tried to comment back at your comment about my blowtorch abilities.
I wanted to be just vulgar enuf, you know, strike that balance between freaky and shit eating freaky....I Wanted to say:
I GOT YOUR BLOWTORCH. RIGHT HERE!
but I didn't want to offend your tender sensibilities....good thing Blogger was jacked-up at the time I posted. Blogger saved me from meself!
C'mon, you can do better than that! How about:
Is that a blowtorch in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
--Or--
Take my blowtorch....please!
--Or--
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walked into a bar with a blowtorch. The bartender goes: "Hey, we get priests and rabbis in here all the time, but an Islamic Imam with a blowtorch, wow, that's something special!" And the Imam goes: "And insha-Allah, I'll stick this blowtorch up your ass and terrorize your lower GI with it!"
No good? Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Good!You would think with all this time I would have cum up with sumpin sexy and clever to rebutt ya....
huh.
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