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Fashion Nazis already at it with Nancy Pelosi

Comes now the fashion "advice" for Nancy Pelosi. Why is this? No one told Denny Hastert that he was a fat drooling slob whose Walmart sack suits made him look like Sydney Greenstreet stuck in a barrel.

It's only when women get power that the fashionistas come a-roaring. From today's Atlanta Journal Constitution: Pelosi should explore her feminine side — without compromising her power — by softening her suits with a feminine silk blouse in a bright solid or sophisticated print. She might also try a pencil skirt instead of pants. This gives the appearance of length but would still conceal her legs if she was concerned about exposing them.

I say, show those legs. Show more. Actually, imho, it's best that she wear as little as possible. You gotta admit that near-nudity in the House will at least hypnotize all the dumbass House Republican men. Then, Nancy should shake her ta-tas in their face; that'll get 'em voting the pro-welfare abortions for all anti-global warming guns kill people yay civil rights boo the war tax the rich give to the poor correct way.

Problem solved.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:04 AM