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Friday, March 16, 2007
Randomosity
I wonder what Sandra Day O'Connor looks like naked.
That guy who dismembered his wife the other day...the anchor on FoxNews asked this "expert", he goes: "What would cause a man kill his wife like this?" And dumb bimbo expert says: "Well, it'd be probably be something like having a lot of anger." Ya think?
Ann Coulter is a twat.
It's not even April and I'm already sick of baseball.
I bet Bill Clinton is getting his wing wang worked on right now, as I type.
Salma Hayek is pregnant, and I had nothing to do with it. But I've made her pregnant in my imagination many many times.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 5:56 PM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
1 Comments:
nice rack that Selma's packin'.
yup.
B-D
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