You too can smell like NASCAR!
Fired up the Philco last Sunday and heard the Richmond NASCAR race on the MRN network. Play-by-play coverage of NASCAR on the radio ("dang if they're not turning left...again!") is a bit like play-by-play coverage of fishing on the radio. Aural--not so much. Visual--yeah, baby.It's like porn. Very visual. Not so good in audio book format, unless read to you by Maureen McCormick (see previous post). Mais mois, je digresse.
During the broadcast we hear an ad for Daytona 500 Fragrance For Men. At least, that's what I thought I heard. Hard to believe, no? But turns out: yes. There really is a Daytona 500 fragrance for men, and it's pictured at right. The ad said: "available now at Sears" but I'm thinking maybe Wal Mart would be the more appropriate retailer.The biggest question is: what exactly does this Daytona 500 fragrance smell like? Burning oil? Jet fuel? David Stremme's underwear after a 500 mile race in a 110 degree car? What?
If we're talking fragrances based on sporting events, here's the one I really wish they'd make: "Women's Beach Volleyball--The Fragrance For Men". I'd order that shit by the gallon. Take a biiiiiiiiig sniff, shlubbies!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:13 AM
2 Comments:
nice blog
this may be a little off-task, but...
...well...
...hey, look, I think Maureen McCormick is hot-hot-hot!!
oh, my. bad girl!
time for you to be punished!
no fooling, I would boff each and every hole on that broad's body, and six tmes, too!
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
you just KNOW she's hot when her sister cries out her name during sex.
oh, wait, I'm off-task here... were we talking about Maureen McCormick or Maureen McGovern?
'cause Maureen McGovern could really sing, but she couldn't even hold a candle up to Maureen McCormick, as far as being a slut and all thaFCC DELETED FCC DELETED
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