Smart Oriental bastards. Inscrutable, incomprehensible. Dog eaters. Hordes of them, reproducing like rabbits. Yet they have the wherewithal to offer up pearls of wisdom like this. "Beware Of People" -- that's bloody good advice.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 10:51 PM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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Yeah. Where you been?
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