Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.

Monday, September 10, 2007

"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?

Previous Posts

• Marry our daughter--wtf?
• Helen Thomas, RIP yet?
• Wherein your Nigel learns the TRUTH!
• For real, on the 101 outside San Francisco
• Desidero questo nudo: donna toucha da fish!
• Keith Urban is slow on the uptake
• The septic tank guy
• So this sales guy walks into a funeral home...
• The weekend's not over yet!
• I"m really frinking now. Dringking. Drinking.

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