Keith Urban is slow on the uptake
Nicole Kidman, talking about wanting to have a baby with husband Keith Urban:"I'm yearning to have one," she says. "I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby. Keith knows I want one and he has been getting there slowly."
So I'm thinking: what is this "getting there slowly" business? Perhaps this is the root cause of the trouble! Keith should be all over getting there damn quickly and enthusiastically. I mean, if I had Nicole Kidman laying on my bed all naked like, and waiting for me to, um, engage, well, hell. I'd be getting right there really fast. What, does he need a guide or something? One of those wedding night books, perhaps? Maybe a wanker porno film, to help him get in the mood?
I know: how about a surrogate, someone to "stand in" for him? I'll volunteer, if that's what he's needing.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:19 PM
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His name is Keith Urban, but he performs country & western music. I think that should explain it all to you.
Agreed. In-bred musical taste. Hmmmm.
I don't know...I guess its just a question of taste. Nicole Kidman, does nothing for me.
Flyinfox_SATX
Didja ever see Dead Calm?.
She was about 21 when she filmed this.
I can think of one or two things she could do for me!
Nicole Kidman = HOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!
I mean SMOKIN'!!
why, I'd BOFF her
in a heartbeat, wouldn't have to ask me twice, no sir.
perhaps Mr. Urban, there (did someone say, "inbred"?), should dress her up as a goat?
or, worse yet, as his Uncle Cletus? ("you got a pretty MOUTH, boy..."
hill-rod douchebag fuck.
you gots to BONE that there filet,
sunny Jim...
ohhhhhh........ maaaaahhhhhh...
"hthqa"
B-)
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