Helen Thomas, RIP yet?
--Question: Helen Thomas ... is she still alive?--Answer: Yes!
--Question: Who's to blame?
--Answer: Fast moving doctors.
Goddammit.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:26 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Friday, September 07, 2007
--Question: Helen Thomas ... is she still alive?--Answer: Yes!
--Question: Who's to blame?
--Answer: Fast moving doctors.
Goddammit.
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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