Beer--it's what's for dinner!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:34 PM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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4 Comments:
1. Wearing makeup gives one wrinkles.
2. Drinking beer makes one fat.
3. Fat people's wrinkles are kinda not so obvious due to the fat filling them in.
Ergo, spending money on beer, rather than makeup will keep one's skin looking younger longer.
(Plus, rinsing your hair with the warm piss bottoms of the bottles gives you that salon shine on the cheap!)
God I love how you think.
ROTFLMAO...I had this one pending for my blog...You beat me to it!
Flyinfox_SATX
truth in advertising.
indeed.
"bkrlrhsi"
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